when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you
'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate'
give it to me
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
This is something everyone needs to remember.
Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”